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| It is so hot the sun need a drink |
Your may ask, "How hot is it"?
It is so hot that:
the chickens are laying hard boiled eggs
your seat belt can be used as a branding iron
the cows are giving evaporated milk
you can wash and dry your clothes at the same time
hot water is coming out of both taps
the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground
no shirt, no pants, no problem
potatoes cook underground, just pull it out and add butter
the water buffalo at the zoo evaporated
the best parking space is determined by the shade instead of the distance
Satan decided to take the day off'
the Polar Bears are wearing sunscreen
everyone is wearing "sweat" pants
you actually burn your hand opening your car door
your clothes iron themselves
fireworks light themselves
you can get a sunburn through your car window
catfish are already fried when you catch them
you eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off
your dream house is any house in Alaska
you can make instant sun tea
today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen
a corn stock turned into popcorn
your car overheats before you drive it
the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly
Hot enough for you?
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